Wednesday, December 17, 2003

Gift Guide

Since this blog is all about being Santa's Little Helper, I have another holiday gift suggestion. I have already suggested the amazingly versatile Pizza Pizzazz (12/15).

Add to your list the Dirty Bomb Detector. $139.00 buys you peace of mind as you travel throughout this great land of ours. Protect your loved ones from terrorists with a suitcase of depleted uranium purchased from Chernobyl in exchange for high grade cocaine and an old hooker named Joan.

The fine folks at dirtybombdetector.com are able to offer a low retail price due to high volume production. Act now!

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