Thursday, July 31, 2003
The World's Strongest Mother
I am incredibly strong. I have a six pack and enormous pecs. I am stronger than I have ever been in my life. At 37, I could beat the crap out of 21-year-old me.
Why so strong? Because my 15 month baby is probably the largest child in the city. Not fat, but large. And he's very good at hoisting himself up on the things. This morning, I found him on top of the kitchen table. At the library last week, he pulled himself up on a bookshelf. When I'm not lugging him and his stroller up stairs, then I'm pulling him off of high places.
I am incredibly strong. I have a six pack and enormous pecs. I am stronger than I have ever been in my life. At 37, I could beat the crap out of 21-year-old me.
Why so strong? Because my 15 month baby is probably the largest child in the city. Not fat, but large. And he's very good at hoisting himself up on the things. This morning, I found him on top of the kitchen table. At the library last week, he pulled himself up on a bookshelf. When I'm not lugging him and his stroller up stairs, then I'm pulling him off of high places.
